Saturday, December 12, 2009

summer 09

1. make sure the day is real hot. 37 degrees is acceptable.
2. spend 2 hours wandering arounf the CBD trying to find the exactly copy of the diary that you want, until realising that you don't have enough money to buy it.
3. catch the wrong bus home.
4. walk to the right bus stop.
5. stand under the shade of a light post so you don't get sun burnt.
6. sweat lots.
7. pay for another bus ticket because your other one expired.
8. get home. and realised that you forgot to take your keys.
9. swear lots.
10. attempt to break into your own house while neighbours give your strange looks.
11. smile back.
12. try to break into your house for a second time.
13. your bladder is about to burst.
14. the second attempt fails. sit and sweat.
15. attempt to break into your house for the third time.
16. FINALLY OPENS THE DOOR.
17. make sure that you did not damage any part of the house... big or small.
18. Eat lots of ice-cream.
19. get a stomach ache.
20. read a book and watch t.v till mum get's home.

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